[Voicemail on Roderich's mobile, sent at 12:48]

"Rode'ich...ah'm sorry but Malcolm..he's d'ed! Ah didnae mean it but ah...ah. Ah'll explain when ye get back. ...Oh! And Fra-[beeep]"

[End of message...to return the call press....]

[[On the floor of the living room and worryingly near a bowl containing a, sadly, upside down and not moving fish is the ( Read more... )

[Locked from Dewi for...obvious reasons.]

Arthur has probably already figured this out but Reginald ain't Reginald...well he is just not the one that got to see fireworks up close what the fucking hell was that eejit thinking anyway, letting it out during that? I just looked up sheep for sale and bought the first one I could find. I didn't exactly ( Read more... )

We had a fire in the kitchen the other day I think it was made worse by all the whiskys and beer I had been stalking up on Roderich and I got outside but Alexander II wasn't so lucky. Did the bastard have to wave his poor body around like that? He's been flushed away now but...he only lasted a month, I haven't done that badly with a goldfish since ( Read more... )

[[Attached to Alexander II's bowl]]

Roderich, I'm sorry I didn't ask beforehand but I couldn't resist him.

Can we keep him please?

Mac

GET IT ROUND YE!

Beat Macedonia 2:0 this morning which puts us second in table and, if wikipedia is to be trusted, in with a fighting chance of being in the play offs for the final four spots for Europe....Northern Ireland and Republic of Ireland are also currently in with a chance of getting through to that which may make things awkward but as ( Read more... )